THE SHOE EVERYONE IS BUYING THAT I WOULDN’T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN!
CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN KNOT MULE, $850, Rainbow of Colors Available
First of all, I really don’t like having shoes everyone else has. Secondly, these are boring. Third, I can think of a hell of a lot better way to spend $850. Finally you can get the Steve Madden knockoff for $90.