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ALERT: BOULEY BLOWS

March 8th, 2008 No Comments

ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT

BOULEY BLOWS

Heft just got home and I asked her how dinner with David was last night at Bouley, one of NYC’s most respected restaurants. Before I could finish my question, her voice raised 20 decibels as she proclaimed “AWFUL MARY JUST AWFUL”

The highlights of her rant:

  • “the atmosphere was like a funeral home”
  • “my appetizer tasted like cat food….I thought it would be beautiful, melt on my tongue slices of veal!”
  • “the amuse bouche was like drinking ocean water it was so salty”
  • “the $200 bottle of wine tasted like cough syrup”
  • “his app was two pieces of lettuce and some nasty green ball”
  • “my meat looked like a dead animal”

So disappointing!