No one believes that Mary nickname is ‘Mary Cookie in Her Purse’. The girl carts cookies around the city in her purse like it is her JOB.
CAUGHT RED HANDED! I picked up an Alternative Baking Company vegan chocolate chip cookie on my way in. Delicious!
(Girl behind me doesn’t look so happy. How can you not be happy at the Matt White concert? She definitely should carry a cookie in her purse. Cookie = instant happy)