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My Outfit Today: The Male Perspective

May 23rd, 2008 No Comments

“So, here is what the typical guy would think about your outfit description today. You look terrific, by the way.

Head to Toe:

  • Sunglasses that make you look sort of like a bee.
  • Kickass dress that really enhances your bosom area. Since you’re from New York, it probably cost $1000.
  • Some sandals named after that perfume, I think.
  • Big smile. Beautiful woman. At some other guy’s house.”

—Reader Paul

(Dress is H&M for a whopping $30)