“So, here is what the typical guy would think about your outfit description today. You look terrific, by the way.
Head to Toe:
- Sunglasses that make you look sort of like a bee.
- Kickass dress that really enhances your bosom area. Since you’re from New York, it probably cost $1000.
- Some sandals named after that perfume, I think.
- Big smile. Beautiful woman. At some other guy’s house.”
(Dress is H&M for a whopping $30)