Juliet: “Oh, he’s using me for sex. Hopefully!!!…I’m in there 5 minutes, my clothes are off, he’s eating me out, I came all over his face, and I left. Merry Christmas.”
We gave her a 10!
I HIGHLY suggest heading down to Nuyorican Poetry Cafe on the Lower East side for a fun, unique night out. These storytellers are hiralious and compose wonderful narratives for your enjoyment.