My latest subway stories: 1. This man mouthed to himself “I hate people” then proceeded to draw all over Heath Ledger’s face. 2. At 8am in a packed car, I thought I heard a woman spill her water and apologize. She was in fact throwing up all over the seat. 3. A lady asking me to show her how to take pictures on a cell phone…that she had found in the trash. I told her she should attempt to find its owner by calling “Mom,” but she insisted she hated her f-ing mother and refused to call. Only in NYC.