Jules just sent me this picture. (Taken in Miami at The Florida Room in the Delano with the lovely Heft.)
I know she wants to get away from her computer, but it’s like her ass is glued to the seat, or she can’t take her eyes off the screen. Apply any cliche you want.
How do I move her??? The girl doesn’t drink, which doesn’t matter because I don’t even like tipsy Julia. So there’s obviously no tempting her with blow (and I wouldn’t even know where to get that anyway). Ugh. She’s fun just the way she is. So how do I get her to realize that again…..
JULIA, OH JULIA, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE JULIA, I’VE GOT A CUPCAKE OUT HERE…
(Haha, that’s it! I’ll tease her with sugar. She’s on a juice fast so it will definitely work.)