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August 22nd, 2008 No Comments

(packing for the Hamptons)

Me: This outfit for Dune?

Heft: You’re going to Dune?

Me: No…I hate that place…but…Lily Pond?

Heft: You can’t go to Lily Pond, it’s Jew city.

Me: I know. Everyone I know is Jewish.

Heft: A tall skinny blonde from Texas will not fit in at Lily Pond.

(btw- Heft is Jewish)

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