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October 4th, 2008 No Comments

Friend: Guess where I slept last night?

Me: Joe’s?

Friend: No, Tim’s.

Me: Really? Have you had sex with him yet?

Friend: No. I just gave him a blowjob for the first time.

Me: Unbelievable.

Friend: Mary, it was like old faithful.

Me: Huh?

Friend: There was cum everywhere, E– every — where. In my hair, in his hair, on his forehead, up my nose, all over his sheets. I’ve never seen anything like it. And I’ve given a couple of blowjobs.


Friend: It was ridiculous. After we cleaned up, I told him that once I got more comfortable I would keep the mess in my mouth.


Friend: He said I would have choked if I tried.


Friend: It was everywhere.

*Names have been changed to protect the penis.

**Both friend and Tim were sober at the time.