I was selected as one of Forbes’ “Scariest People of 2008,” which I’m honored to share with such luminaries as Amy Winehouse and Eliot Spitzer.
The privilege, properly pegged to Friday’s holiday, comes complete with a Halloween mask of my face which you can print out, for you lazy sons of bitches who didn’t Project Runway your costume this year, like us.
Hmm … Radar’s #3 Most Hated AND Forbes’ Scariest all in ONE YEAR?
HOW WILL 2009 EVER TOP THIS?!?
I give up now.
I’m so proud of you Jules!
BTW: Project Runway glue gun mission complete. 3 Musketeers costumes ready to attract every man in a 3 mile radius. Thank goodness we have swords. (Should they not be turned on by the smell of cheap chocolate, we can just knife ourselves.)