Per your request, here is a picture of me the last time I had short hair. Obviously it’s not the infamous bowl cut I’ve been talking about. Still digging for that one. A couple of notes here: I thought I was born with circles under my eyes, but that must have happened in Miss Cooney’s 6th grade history class. Also, my teeth pre-braces, which I had for 5 years. That gap in the middle was unstoppable until we wired it shut.