Not sure if I have introduced you to the Slasher and his wife Janiece. Slash has more jokes than I can remember and Janiece wants to play matchmaker.
She claims to have a man for me in LA – funny, smart, successful, over 30, and a Texan. She facebooked him for me, and I can confirm he’s good looking. Is that not the strangest thing? I felt kinda naughty checking him out on the FB.