Ohhh, Mary’s getting her nails done.
It’s so nice to know what everyone’s doing all the time! I wish all my friends had lifecasts.
I know! I wouldn’t have talk to them! It would be perfect!
I have seen the future, and it’s filled with Communication-less Friendships.
Me (from LA via Tumblrette):
Oh…I’m not a fan of that. But I would have made you chug the beer so this scenario works well for you.