BRACE YOURSELF – HUMOR HIM
The Perfect Gift For Your Man With A Sense of Humor
Audacious Braces are colorful suspenders with fun phrases on them to keep your man smiling during the recession. Here’s their stance:
STARCHED WHITE SHIRTS AND DARK BUSINESS SUITS ALWAYS FIT IN; AUDACIOUS BRACES ALWAYS STAND OUT. PICK A COLOR. SELECT A PHRASE. BRACE YOURSELF.™
- Buy Low Sell High
- Ask My Girlfriend (or Wife)
- Let’s Hug It Out, Bitch
- Pimpin Ain’t Easy
- Dress British, Think Yiddish
- Don’t Kid Your$elf, It’s Always About the Money
- In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash
And so many more.
This shit is hysterical and would be perfect for the guy who never wants to have a serious conversation. (Hmmm…does that really narrow it down?) These tell-all sususpenders are $75, so he really has to be a goof ball for this to be a worthwhile gift.