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February 9th, 2009 No Comments

BRACE YOURSELF – HUMOR HIM

The Perfect Gift For Your Man With A Sense of Humor

Audacious Braces are colorful suspenders with fun phrases on them to keep your man smiling during the recession.  Here’s their stance:

STARCHED WHITE SHIRTS AND DARK BUSINESS SUITS ALWAYS FIT IN; AUDACIOUS BRACES ALWAYS STAND OUT. PICK A COLOR. SELECT A PHRASE. BRACE YOURSELF.™

Phrases include:

  • Buy Low Sell High
  • Ask My Girlfriend (or Wife)
  • Let’s Hug It Out, Bitch
  • Pimpin Ain’t Easy
  • Dress British, Think Yiddish
  • Don’t Kid Your$elf, It’s Always About the Money
  • In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash

And so many more.

This shit is hysterical and would be perfect for the guy who never wants to have a serious conversation. (Hmmm…does that really narrow it down?)  These tell-all sususpenders are $75, so he really has to be a goof ball for this to be a worthwhile gift.