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April 5th, 2009 No Comments

“When they tell me they have a boyfriend, all that means is I don’t have to buy him dinner first.” (in the frat house)

“The only healthy thing about granola is the name.” (a trainer)

“That’s how I found your blog.  Researching for colonics.” (email)

Girl 1: You look Russian. Girl 2: Really? Why? Girl 1: Your red hair.  Girl 2: Oh.  I’m Armenian.  Girl 1: People always tell me I look Armenian.  Girl 2: Aren’t you?  Girl 1: No, I’m Mexican. (overheard in the bathroom)