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August 10th, 2009 No Comments

Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.

Chat up lines for Web Designers (via somethingchanged)

haha.  If it were only that easy….

Apparently my Flash doesn’t show up on my latest dates’ browsers??…..oh shit that’s bad.  This one is worse – my Flash isn’t that impressive.

I’m laughing, but I’m guessing you’re not.  Can I pour you a glass of wine?!

Maybe then you’ll pull out your USB cord.

Oh goodness, this is just pathetic.  Meant to be funny, but sounding sad.


Sorry, I can’t stop.

Off to Twitter about Sunday night Singledom.

@Sarahashley, should I call up the Pres and VP?? = Inside jokes on tumblr/twitter/FB to other single women = rock bottom


(MR note: it’s really all a joke.  I feel like I have to say this because some of you might actually be concerned….or feel the need to comment about how no man will ever appreciate my vapid existence.  Let me assure both groups – I’m happy as a clam, and I will sucker some man into thinking I’m worth his time.  Another joke. Alrighty, I’m off.)