I’m not that funny, but my friends are! I laughed at this pic for a solid ten minutes.
Yesterday I learned that Drew (above), one of the most hysterical human beings I know, is on twitter. So of course I wanted to know who makes him laugh every day. We went through a couple of people he follows and I was in stitches. Here’s a taste for you:
You know you have a masturbation problem when you open up Microsoft Word and the paperclip guy says, “Just whack it, dude.” — @JordanRubin
Just thought of a great song. Chorus is me saying “You’re a jerk!” and then a friend saying “I know.” Let me know if this already exists. — @azizansari
MISSED CONNECTIONS: Come back bro! You’re in a PT Cruiser and Affliction blasting Nickelback. My fist wants to connect with your face — @robhubel
Hey! Helicopter over my house! Catch the perp already! I can’t hear Dr. Oz on Oprah! — @owenburke
“I have a hard time believing Mary Tyler Moore unfolded that pull out couch EVERY night. Why didn’t she just put a bed near that bay window?” — @RockinJamison
If you’re reading this and have one of those bluetooth earpieces on your ear, please stop following. Its not me, its you. — @JordanRubin