(sitting with Googler working away)
Googler: So you like anal sex?
Me: (Look of shock)
Googler: You’re wearing white pants.
Me: (Look of confusion)
Googler: If you’re wearing white pants it means you like anal sex.
Me: (Uncontrollable laughter)
Googler: Well, that’s what my brothers tell me.
Me: (Still laughing)
Googler: Guess not.