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October 21st, 2009 No Comments

See this chick right here?  Yeah, this chick missed her flight because she thought it was at 2:49, but really it was at 2:29.

So when this chick with wet hair and no makeup raced up to the counter with a bag to check at 1:51, they said, “we have seats available on the next flight.”


“But there are upgrades availble.”

Huh, ok.  How much, did you say $87 bucks, ok, sounds good!  Here’s my card.  Now where is the President’s Club so I can snack and get free wifi while I wait for my cozy seat?

“Oh, only International First Class passengers can use the lounge.”

But, I, wait, ummm….ok. Thanks Continental.