See this chick right here? Yeah, this chick missed her flight because she thought it was at 2:49, but really it was at 2:29.
So when this chick with wet hair and no makeup raced up to the counter with a bag to check at 1:51, they said, “we have seats available on the next flight.”
“But there are upgrades availble.”
Huh, ok. How much, did you say $87 bucks, ok, sounds good! Here’s my card. Now where is the President’s Club so I can snack and get free wifi while I wait for my cozy seat?
“Oh, only International First Class passengers can use the lounge.”
But, I, wait, ummm….ok. Thanks Continental.