Eating broccoli crunch is absolutely one of the most unattractive things you’ll ever do in life.
Sure, I could use a knife to cut up the crowns. But that takes away the fun of sizing up each piece to consider if I can take it on in one bite or two. It’s kinda like the cheesy crust you get on your fingers after eating Cheetos. Not cute, but definitely part of the fun.
And in the interest of full disclosure….sometimes I just eat it with my fingers on the go. Usually the tub doesn’t make it home.Tweet this!