I wore a shirt today in my SoulCycle class that said, “I eat cake for breakfast.” If I took that shirt off, by the looks of my tummy at the moment, you would believe that’s true!
Thankfully, me and my love handles can hide out his summer in a one-piece. It only took 3 years of celebs strutting around in them to overturn the soccer-mom stigma and resurface as a suitable. Bad pun interned. (Quick side note: I applaud moms for dressing on the conservative side around children.)
Since one-pieces are now trendy, I figured it would be easy to find a few sexy styles. Such is not the case! My favorite retailers either only have a couple cutes ones to choose from, a big selection of “slimming” and full coverage styles, or the side cut-outs.
Can we talk about this for a second? What is the point of a one piece suit without any sides? If you’re going for exposure, why not wear a bikini and save yourself the ridiculous tan lines?
Enough of that. Here are the one pieces I found online. My suggestion would be to go shop the mall if you want a big selection.